Well, they say they are anyway. According to an article at Queerty, Danish men have the longest penises, averaging 7.59 inches. The US comes in ninth, with an average of 7.37. Malaysia comes in last, with an average of just over 6 inches. The guys of Italy and Sweden tie for second, with Aussies and Dutchmen tying for third.

Now, of course, this whole poll is anything but scientific. The information comes from Manhunt, a gay dating website. So, that means the guys participating in providing this information may have had a good reason to lie about it. So, in truth, it might only be that the guys in Denmark have longer noses. But, reporting on this sort of information is intriguing, anyway.

The last poll I remember seeing on this subject was from Hipster, in 2005. It didn’t rank guys by country, but did give readers a better idea of what “average” really is. According to that poll, average was between six and seven inches; which means that either penises are getting bigger; or lies are.

If you want to see the original article, as published in Queerty, along with the full list of the rankings of 40 countries, click here.

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